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Facebook users are facing a future of rolling on the floor, demand dribbling, incoherent, and for the passage of pedestrians

social media sites like Facebook and Twitter have left a generation of young people vulnerable to degeneration of the brain, which can reveal exclusively for the fifth time. Symptoms include self-obsession, a lack of childcare and feedback constant desire, as a scientist "with no record of published research on the subject.

repeated exposure to the Internet allows people with an "identity crisis", calling his attention to the shape of a child by saying, "Look, Mom," or one of its scientific promotion last brain fart in the national press.

He believes that the use of the Internet - and computer games - can "rewire" the brain, causing brain cells to make new connections and pathways. "Reallocation itself is something that the brain naturally all the time,"

said Professor "but" re -wiring the brain "sounds really good and creepy, so I like to use to make it look like I'm talking about a profound change and natural, even if it is not."

This wiring can cause impaired concentration, the need for instant gratification, poor non-verbal skills, and the habit of talking really loud as Alistair Stewart, a study has not yet been .

"I think it's important that people are not afraid of horror stories about new technologies, and have been a strong supporter of programs to brain training in the past " said scientific

", but the brains of people literally melt in their heads all Myface waves be absorbed. "

In a controversial move, popular science magazine The Daily Mail published the academic performance before he was found.

"In the academic world that I faced a lot of prejudice from their peers,"

said,

"They say 'oh, no not conducted research, we have no proof, "but they are really just jealous of my fashion sense. electronic publishing allows me to rise above all the petty politics and verification scientific data, and say "this is the truth, bitch'."

Responding to criticism of Ben Goldacre Guardian

"he thinks his hair is better than mine. It is not. I do not even think it's real. ¿Who is she anyway? Is it a scientific "top? No "

After his successful move to e-journals, the teacher will take the next logical step for the publication of his future research through the romantic fiction.