Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Cheer up - there's always the woolly mammoth comeback to look forward to | Nick Dastoor

already pandas, and a rave revival is on the cards. Today's children are as happy as their parents

still believe that children are our future, but also stated that the future will be a bit dodgy and probably the last in an internationally recognized scale. The news that nearly two-thirds of Britons believe it is unlikely that today's youth will have a better life than their parents seems to be the proof of the end of human progress. But, I believe, a number of reasons for our young people to reject the account of all that fashion goes to hell in a cart and joyful. Please note:

1. There is a strong possibility that the woolly mammoth will soon walk back to our shores. If climate change is uncomfortable, difficult. We're all in this together.

2. Soon, David Cameron, recognize that we are tired of using "we're all in this together" as a stick to beat the government, and provide us with another phrase, that "no pain, no gain" or "it makes me worse that what hurts you, my boy. "British Comedy will be revitalized.

3. We have giant pandas. Seventeen years without giant pandas in Britain and see where it leads. Doubt Panda story marks a turning point in the fortunes of the country. Edinburgh Zoo was in a desperate financial situation, but had to be rescued by massive borrowing, the number of visitors has decreased. What is he doing? Is a kind of zoo of austerity, with a pair of parrots and an area of ??gerbil animal rescue? No, splashed on a panda bold stimulus should boost ticket sales up 70%. This panda is meaningless.

4. However, the British always happy 7.4 wider than 10 years. Richard Wilkinson, co-author of The Spirit Level, we can say that simply putting a brave face, proud of her, but what do you know?

5. Wilkinson reminds us that decades of economic growth have seen people search for happiness through the encounter of wealth with the law of diminishing returns. Not so much what she earns as much you earn more than their peers. The knowledge that such efforts dividend minor evil certainly brings some comfort.

7. Ten years ago, is an indisputable fact that scientists from around the world, especially in the apartments of journalists in Manhattan, people fall into the terror of sex. In difficult times, we all seek intimacy. Therefore, we can see the boom times for depression sex. This may sound more like mid 30, 1930, but the only alternative we have is the "depression of sex."

8. For those who are struggling to find depression sex, face-matching technology combined with social networking to provide a solution. People will be able to take pictures of passers-by that fantasy and when they found and harassment reported will be able to find others that at least one very similar. This also works if you yearn for a lost love, or a narcissist who signs for services designed to exploit the technology, with names like doppelbanger.com.

9. Times of economic hardship are widely believed to produce pop music. This is probably already the case under my nose. I do not know - I'm too busy these days in paid employment in a dying industry to consider Ghost Town in this generation. However, I am quite certain that it is not Beady Eye.

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